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Thank you for being patient. The Doctor will see you now!

Doctor: How can I help you?

Patient: I'm feeling kinda funny.

Doctor: Let me check your vitals...

Patient: Is it bad doc? (nervous fidgeting) ...

Doc: ....well...I'm going to have to give you a prescription...of rock'n'roll because you have MOONFEVER!